Is it just me, or did the Green Hornet movie kind of suck?

I'll be the first to admit, I'm not a superhero geek. Dystopian fiction geek, yes. Science Fiction geek, yes. History geek, totally. Superheroes... I just never got into them. So when I went to see the Green Hornet with my friend, my expectations were pretty low.

Obviously, not low enough. Yes, there were funny parts, and I liked how it made fun of superheroes, and there were explosions and ridiculous bad guys, but... eh. It was pretty dumb, predictable, about three hours too long, and the main bad guy had a Russian last name, but no accent. Both his sidekicks had accents. (Aside: I like it when villians have Russian accents, because due to my general love for 24 and my specific love for Renee Walker, this makes it much easier to hate them. This can occasionally cause a problem when I watch something like Star Trek with my Trekker friend, where the guy with the Russian accent is the adorably geeky Chekov ((in the movie at least)) who happens to have the name Pavel, which makes me kind of want to shoot him. Anyway.)

But the blood guy didn't. That was annoying. Also, the main character got on my nerves. Best thing about the movie was totally the ninja sidekick guy. Who has a name. But not a superhero name. His name is *pause for dramatic effect, and so I can go on wikipedia*

Kato! Oh, like in the Hunger Games!

Only not. At all.

Never mind.