This is what I do when I'm supposed to be doing something else

Usually, it's something important. Homework. Reading a book. Catching up on Doctor Who. But I'm a teenage girl with too much time on my hands, and like most people in this demographic, I'm loud and opinionated and this is a good opportunity to be loud and opinionated without risking my mouth being duct-taped by people who have heard enough conspiracy theories and 24-related rants. 24 is pretty much my favorite show ever. My sister begs to differ. In fact, she's the author of a pretty hilarious blog, 24criticism.blogspot.com. I highly recommend it, even though she spends most of the time dissing me and the best show in the universe.

Well, that's all for the intro. I can hear my homework calling. It sounds like one of those nannies from Dickensian England, all strict and bossy and demanding.